Review: Hospital (2008)

Hospital (2008) is the latest film from Benny Profane who self-produced the gonzo-gothic series Psychocandy. I was interested to see what Benny Profane would do using a different, art-porn style like he has with Hospital.

Review: Hospital (2008)

The film stars Mandy Morbid and her real life partner Zak Sabbath. Mandy started off as a Suicide Girl under the alias Adria and transitioned into porn with her first non-sex role as a chorus girl in Bullets & Burlesque (2007), also directed by Profane. Since then she has appeared in two other porns doing sex scenes including Shades of Romona (2008) and Young Hollywood (2008).

Review: Hospital (2008)

In Hospital, Mandy plays Lucy, a punk chick who is admitted against her will into a creepy mental hospital where she is to undergo archaic treatments for her sexual deviancy. The film oscillates between the asylum and flashbacks of her life.

Hospital begins with a prelude with Lucy sucking a very huge cock (or at least it appears to be so with the morphed camera lens and stark spotlight halo that illuminates only her and said cock, with the background in blackness). A distorted electronic voice-over of a woman commences chronicling Lucy’s aberrant psychosexual behavior that is symptomatic “in its repetitive nature and inevitability”. She then awakes to find herself on a hospital gurney.

Lucy wanders the long, ill-lit halls and soon finds herself a voyeur to a naughty nurse scene between Caroline Pierce and Sochee Mala. Both girls have piercings and tattoos, but are not what I would describe as nonconformist or alternative. The performances lack enthusiasm using the typical type of girl-girl action: pussy licking, fingering and a strap-on. The scene ends, then Lucy undergoes a flashback.

Mandy Morbid and her real life partner Zak Sabbath

Lucy and her boyfriend (Zak Sabbath) go to celebrate scoring some cash after a con-job on Kimberly Kane. This scene is hot as the couple fuck like pros and Mandy’s voluptuous body bounces with enthusiasm. Zak sports a wicked tattoo on the side of his head that was attacked by a zealous barber. The scene ends with a tit-fuck and then Jak pours candy hearts on Mandy’s sticky naked hot-bod. At one point during the scene there is happy Doris Day style music playing as they kiss and embrace in a mockery of “family values” ideology and the sweetheart candies are perhaps evocative of this.

Back at the hospital, Lucy is cuffed to the shower by one of the nurses and symbolically purified with a water torture treatment.

The scene then flashes back again as Mandy passes Marie McCray (both wearing identical Asian-styled dresses) in a stairwell where they pull a switcheroo and exchanges wigs. Marie then enters a room in an abandoned warehouse where Daniel is playing a video game. Marie removes her wig to reveal her strawberry blond pigtails and begins to seduce Daniel. There is nothing alternative about Marie, except for her striped stockings and funky shoes, but she is a pretty sweet. Daniel is a great performer and he has amazing stamina. He is genuinely passionate through-out his performance and seems to inspire the same in his co-star. I love the way he man-handles Marie with playful choking and spanking. The scene is shot from several great angles including high above which gives you a strange voyeuristic bird’s eye view of the action. Several times during the scene, it cuts back to the two nurses who are monitoring the action and taking notes.

The scene ends and we cut back to Lucy who has a strange spiked helmet on her head. She awaits her impending therapy, in which Dr. Profane intends to cut a hole in her skull to drain excess the blood. His attempt is halted by a pencil to the skull after Lucy untangles herself from white bandage bondage. She is rescued by Zak and Coco Velvett who speed her off to the nearest sleazy hotel and a fairly hot girl-girl-boy scene ensues.

Review: Hospital (2008)

Hospital is a good attempt at something different within the alt-porn genre. It is stylish with a good use of camerawork and sound elements. Profane doesn’t overuse “avant-garde” aesthetics like distressed film look, jump-cuts, white-outs, or excessive editing techniques that are typical of Eon McKai. On the other hand, it is not as “dark, squalid, and ominous” as I had hoped and there are many missed opportunities within the medical fetish genre that could have been utilized. No straight-jackets or medical paraphernalia to make for the atmospheric mis-en-scene I was hoping for. I was expecting dark and creepy, like Chad Michael Ward’s Pain Box series sexed up, but instead got Profane’s whacky alter-world with fairly standard porn. Mandy Morbid and Zak are hot, and Daniel is super-fantastic. This is a fairly decent art-porn and more significant (IMHO) than the Psychocandy series.

Director: Benny Profane
Cast: Mandy Morbid, Zak Sabbath, Caroline Pierce, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane (Non-sex), Daniel, Marie McCray, Coco Velvett, Benny Profane (Non-sex).

PunkGrl: Sing Me a Lullaby Blue

If they have hot girls like PunkGrl Lullaby Blue over in Liverpool, I might just consider taking that vacation I’m way over due for. This girl looks like serious girlfriend material. Someone I could really go out and have a good time with at the clubs and shows. I love that hair! Judging by the big scarf, do you think she’s as big a Dr. Who fan as I am? Maybe she should be the next Rose. That would be hot!

PunkGrl: Sing Me a Lullaby Blue
PunkGrl writes:

I hope all you guys and gals were good enough this year to get what you wanted from Father Christmas? If not todays stunning new PunkGrl Lullaby Blue should make up for it. Lullaby Blue comes, like so many of our gorgeous PunkGrls from Liverpool, it can be very cold up there this time of year so she’s wrapped up warm in her winter scarf (well not quite!).

Only PunkGrl members get to see our stunning new PunkGrl Lullaby Blue so get your membership instantly here.

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Blue Blood: Happy New Year

Now this is the party I want to go to! Voltaire is celebrating the kick off of 2009 with a sexy burlesque balloon popping dance! But don’t get too close, she might just cut ya. Sharing more hot dangerous sexy tattooed Gothic punk performers is high on our list of resolutions for 2009 and we know we can always rely on Blue Blood to bring us the amazing ones. Happy New Years! Now I’m ready for that big balloon drop!

Voltaire Blue NYE photographed by Amelia G and Forrest Black

SpookyBlog writes:

In the members area of Blue Blood’s BarelyEvil, Amelia G writes, “Nothing says party like balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl. Well, maybe other things say party like that, but balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl are still very festive. I felt this celebratory set Forrest Black and I shot of Voltaire would be just the thing to ring in the New Year. May you all have a fabulous 2009.” Fine sentiments we can all get behind. Voltaire using a survival knife to slowly pop the balloons covering her tattooed torso is pretty sweet too!

Fatty D: Happy New Year

Passing along Happy New Years wishes from our lovable friend April Flores! What a nice way to kick off what should be a spectacular New Year!

Fatty D: Happy New Year

April Flores writes:

What a year it has been! 2008 was filled with lessons, wonderful new experiences, and amazement. This year I learned that you can not predict what’s going to happen and that most things are beyond our control. I also learned that great things happen every single day.

The year started off with a cherished family member being very ill. It was the absolute worst time in my life, but through prayer, faith, and so much good energy and thoughts sent by everyone around us, this family member miraculously healed! I am truly aware how delicate life is and how each day we have on earth with our loved ones is a real blessing. I learned the power of faith and that miracles do happen. I am thankful for my family member every second of every day. I also learned great strength by watching this family member’s strength.

The rest of the year was filled with such great firsts for me, all of which I am so grateful. This year I was included in my first gallery art show, I did my first scene with a guy, I got my first mainstream magazine cover on Bizarre, I was molded for the first plus sized sex toy, and I had an organ removed. I also was blessed with being able to travel a lot this year, going to one of my favorite places, NYC and also to Montreal for the first time. Another great first for me and the country was the election of Obama!!

This year I was honored to be included in some really cool projects by my friends.

I want to thank everyone who reads this blog, and to everyone who supports my projects. I feel like you are my friends and I am appreciative. I want to wish you a very happy, healthy, wonderful 2009!!! I hope the new year brings all good things!!

*Image idea taken from Eric Kroll*

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Deviant Nation: Anja: NYE Staying In

Looks like Deviant Nation’s sexy Anja has the right idea and will be staying in and playing with her cute new toy to ring in the New Year. Now I must say that if you put sex toys in photo sets, it really isn’t fair that we don’t get any pictures of them being used. There is nothing wrong with a girl like Anja having a good time, so there is no reason to be shy about actually showing it to us. If you do think there is something wrong with showing it to us, then leave the toys out of the shoot. Otherwise it’s just frustrating. It’s like your friend telling you they are going to a NYE party you were not invited to. Anja does look nice as she’s getting ready though, coating her hard dark nipples with gloss and powdering her chest, trying on her lush purple panties, curling her eyelashes with one of those horrible medieval implements girls use to creep us out. Happy New Years Anja, I hope you have a great night and a wonderful 2009.

Deviant Nation: Anja: NYE Staying In

Deviant Nation writes:

Anja gets ready to ring in the new year tomorrow night with her favorite toy.
Photographer: Megu

PunkGrl: Happy New Year from PunkGrl

PunkGrl wishes all of us a happy New Year, I think it just struck midnight over there and wow I’d sure like to pop my cork with this girl! Danie is so fucking hot. I am in love with those big eyes and that little smirk. Happy New Years to our British alt friends. Hoping your 2009 kicks the ass of your 2008.

PunkGrl: Happy New Year from PunkGrl
PunkGrl writes:

We hope all you guys out there have had a good year! We finish 2008 in style with a very cool new set from redhead PunkGrl Danie Chaos. Emo babe Danie was just one of many new gorgeous PunkGrls in 2008, make sure you check out her new exclusive set and make sure you’re back in 2009 where they’ll be more from Danie Chaos and alot more from out sexy PunkGrls, old and new!

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BlueBlood: Luscious Curvy Xanthia Doll Getting Ready

Happy New Years everybody! Looks like our favorite busty pin-up Xanthia Doll is getting ready for a hot night out. I’m very curious about that cleavage piercing though. I can’t tell if it would make titty fucking her better or simply dangerous. What are your opinions? Pleasure nub or speed bump? I should ask her sometime.

Xanthia Doll Getting Dressed

SpookyBlog writes:

Xanthia is one of the most beautiful models around, with a deliciously curvy body, flame red hair, cool tats and ample boobs that just beg to be flaunted. In this hot Lori Mann GothicSluts update, yummy Xanthia starts out in ’50s style, sitting in front of her vanity with her hair in curlers. She’s preparing for her day — or evening — which apparently includes slowly wriggling out of her tiny little skirt and peeling her pink top off those absolutely irresistible tits of hers. By the end of the set, it’s clear that her day — or is that evening? — is going to be veerrrrrry interesting.

Voluptuous Biker Babes

We’re always fans of whatever sexy April Flores does and we love a lot of the creative works of her collaborator Carlos Batts, so you know we’re interested in checking this new project out. It’s billed as a trippy rendition of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (which made for a kind of a stupid movie IMHO) meets Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (which was actually fairly enjoyable), with a heavy peppering of the classic Russ Meyer film Faster Pussycat Kill Kill. Honestly, watching this trailer, I would expect Tura Satana’s iconic character Varla to show up and probably punch some of these freaks in the face, as that was more her style, but it looks like a sexy romp none the less. My own desert Femdom fantasies aside, it looks like a genuinely creative piece of cinema and by all accounts is in fact highly anticipated. Damn April looks hot in the shade, straddling that big machine. Yummy.

Voluptuous Biker Babes

Carlos Batts writes:

Shot on the original location of the classic Russ Meyer film Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Director Carlos Batts revisions the original film into a surreal sex odyssey.

Three Dance Divas - April (April Flores), Cholita (LA Cholita) and Boom Boom (Bunny de La Cruz) – get lost during their cross country dance tour. In the desolate nowhere lives a deranged and sassy dance cult lead by Pa Fuschia Flores the self proclaimed Diva of the Desert. In a jealous rage Pa Fuschai declares her lost friends her mortal enemies and vows to destroy them in a desert wrestling match.

Music by: hustlePUNCH, BHAV, HELLEBORE 70, Polkadot Cadaver, Dactyl, Fishnet Stalkers, Horse the Band, DHUNDEE

“The best way to describe this latest Carlos Batts venture is that it’s kinda like an acid trip mixed with one of John Waters’ earlier movies…I don’t even think they make the right words that would encompass the sheer bizarre/amazingness…” - Hotmovies.com

“…a trippy combination of “Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas,” “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,” and - I don’t know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores.” - Fleshbot.com

Naughty America: Naughty and Nice

It looks like the Naughty America people really know how to party. For this holiday week, Naughty America VIP has updated daily and there is a highlights reel of holiday party presents and sex greeting us at the top of the members area. They had three Naughty and Nice updates, but my favorite by far is definitely Sativa Rose in the living room with the dancing Santa. It might sound like I am playing Clue, but they have their party rooms all set up with a tree and gifts and everything and they bring in a male stripper dressed as Santa. He peels off his Santa outfit, to reveal a nice body with a little ink, while a bevy of Naughty America models shout encouragement and stuff dollars in his un-Santa-like black underwear. When brunette Sativa Rose takes it one step farther and starts making out with Santa, their kissing is surprisingly passionate and hot. Unsurprisingly, sex follows. Very fun set-up and, if their Xmas office party is anything to go on, it must be very nice to work in the Naughty America office this time of year.

Naughty America: Naughty and Nice

NaughtyAmerica writes:

Naughty and Nice (Part 3 of 3) Sativa Rose is a nice looking girl with a naughty attitude. She seems so sweet an innocent until she gets her hands on the Stripping Santa at the office holiday party!!!

BrokenDollz: Savannah Smiles

Ok, BrokenDollz’ Savannah Smiles is taking it easy for the holiday. No big stressful rush and fuss, it’s just about grabbing a six pack of Miller Light, dropping those drawers and getting to it. Some effort was made, the fridge magnets say MERRY XMAS and look at those pretty bows. I hope it’s what you wanted, because it’s what your gonna get. This is Savannah’s seventh series on BrokenDollz and I am serious entertained by the sense of humor that goes along with what is actually kind of a sexy set in it’s own in your face sort of way.

BrokenDollz: Savannah Smiles